Keeping up with Us

I've just been goofing off online while I waited for Keith to get home from work tonight and came across these 'one-liners'! Okay, so maybe they're not all funny, but in the late hours of the night things do seem a bit more amusing!! :)
Hope you enjoy the laughs!

If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?

If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?

If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?

Why does Jello have a smell when you add the powder in the water, but when it "gels" the smell is gone?

What do people in China call their good plates?

If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?

Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?

If you soak a raisin in water, does it turn back into a grape? (I'm still laughing over this one!!)

When there's two men who "get married", do they both go to the same bachelor party?

If a bee is allergic to pollen would it get the hives?

If parents say, "Never take candy from strangers" then why do we celebrate Halloween?

Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?

Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies?